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Yay!!

Fri, 07 May 2010 23:33:27 +0100

We have had our first official Meeting of the Presidential Cabinet. El Presidente, V.P.2.1, and V.P.2.2 met at Olive Garden for lunch and then a movie afterward. The Backup Plan rocked! We also agreed on our secret handshake and inducted T.A.4 into the club.
On June 23-25 we will have an entire club vacation. We r all going to South Padre! Our club is the best ever!!!!!!!!!!

The mad ramblings of V.P.2.1

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 17:46:18 +0100

    Silly Bitches beware, it is time to bring an end to your reign of terror. We will no longer be afraid of the dumb questions like, "Do I look fat in this outfit?" of course you do...You're fat. Stop asking the questions you do not want truthful answers to. We are aware of your conciet and your whiney ass temper tantrums. We just don't care anymore.
    I love the woman I get the honor of calling my girlfriend. She is not the kinda hoe that keeps you up all night cause she has a pimple, or gets pissed cause the hot guy/girl doesn't notice her....She is confident, smart, and has natural beauty. You should aspire to be like that!
     Stop crying cause you broke a nail, or you didn't find the right dress, or poor poor you didn't get the right hair do! So what, own what you got and forget about the rest. You should learn to find happiness in your self and quit trying to get it as a gift!! Oh and if your gonna whine, stay the hell away from me cause I will tell you the truth, I promise you don't wanna hear it!!!!
                                                     My mad ramblings are my own. I don't expect anyone to think the way I do, but you should feel bad if you are one of the women that have made me so bitter. Get over yourself and be happy. The people around you would like to be happy too hoe!

El Presidentes Inagural Speech of Hope...

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:07:57 +0100

A sigh of relief, A breath of fresh air! Reborn of tumultuous B.S. dealt to us. We survived your hating, passed your tests and paid our dues! Endured the unknown, Scaythed and marked. The reset button was hit, with a new renewed mentality and a new way to live. Embrace your haters as family! For they know not how to love, they have not been taught. No longer will we be kicked or held down! You have no power or dominion over us.We pravail, we stand shoulder to shoulder VICTORIOUS!!

T.A.4

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 20:58:19 +0100

Alright check it son. I am Victoria Marie Cantu, better known as Tori, LowRider, Yo, and in The Club, T.A.4. I am pretty laid back unless you're on my list for gettin whupped.. NO JOKE.. Don't dig on the drama, I am NOT Kim Possible so if you come at me with drama, be prepared to be ignored.. Now for those of you that want to stay on my good side, here's a list of things to stay away from:

Bothering Me
Waking Me Up Too Early
Interrupting Me When I'm Being Creative Or Listening To Music
Feeding Me After Midnight (Just Kidding, I'm Not A Gremlin!)

I have a pretty chill personality unless you mess with me, my family or the people I love and care about the most, I'm really not that hard to get along with and I always try to greet people with a smile! :)

Our President

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:27:09 +0100

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Much like Dr. Claw, El Presidente is shrouded by anonymity. If your not one of the lucky few who already know him, it really is your loss. Have a nice day!

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wud up

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:10:56 +0100

Hello my name is Erica I'm the Vice President 2.2 of the He-Man Woman Haters Club!

I just wanted to let you guys "Our Future Members" know a little about myself.

I LOVE RETRO!!! I am a proud supporter of the gay! Hell Yeah Gay Pride!!! (I'm not gay) I love to hang with my bestie Shonda who is V.P. 2.1. When we are together is like a buzz no like a high NO!!!! It's like we're both completely WASTED!! but we're sober I guess thats a true friend. I love to be wasted but I hate the taste of alcohol lol so its kinda hard sometimes. All in all i just wanna have fun and here with the He-man Woman Haters I can totally do that!!!

lil bout me

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:10:45 +0100

My name is Shonda. I am V.P. 2.1 of the He-Man Woman Haters club. This is not difficult at all even though I am in a very serious relationship with a woman. Most females, with very few exceptions, are not worth my precious time. Like my best friend Erica said, we have so much fun together we don't even have to get drunk. I live life to the fullest, work hard and play harder. I am an artist of sorts. I can draw and paint cartoons.I am also great friends with our President. He is insanely funny which is why we started this club together. Another great excuse to get together and have a good time..I guess thats all I really have to say right now.

Everyone must take the oath...

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 05:51:48 +0100

I... (insert name here)... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate CRAZY women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder